Thursday, October 25, 2007

Born in the USA

The World Cup in Ninety Four,
Denis Irwin hurt his jaw,
Steak was out, it was too tough,
So he tried some seafood stuff.

Prawn in the USA,
He had Prawn in the USA
Prawn in the USA
Seafood chowder in the USA

Abba were not in the charts,
But Paul McGrath was in their hearts,
Three watched on their TV screen
But one came out for the Boys in Green.

(It was) Bjorn in the USA
Bjorn in the USA
Bjorn in the USA
No Agnethe nor Benny in the USA.

Jack Charlton threw his weight around,
Tried it on at every ground,
Didn’t use his brains too much,
Tried to mix it with the Dutch.

Brawn in the USA
Brawn in the USA
Brawn in the USA
No tact or guile in the USA


Andy Townsend dyed his hair,
Went from very dark to fair.
The sex industry was impressed,
Tried to coax him to get undressed,

(It was) Porn in the USA,
Porn in the USA,
Porn in the USA,
Let it all hang out in the USA.

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